That’ll teach you to reverse birth at your age.
Genitalia and scuba diving… My two main interests.
I don’t want a refund. I want a monkey.
Don’t… Do any more of that.
Maybe you should write about this.
Your eyes show the strength of your soul.
Dude, did I put cinnamon in it, bro?
Here, let’s rape the ocean so you can pee in a giant clam shell.
The world does not accord with our intuition.