No complaining allowed.
You can do better than that.
Find something to be happy about.
I forgot about the “no open containers” law.
“Which is better? To know the law or to know the judge?”
The highway’s jammed with broken heroes.
You know what time it is.
Edit: O. M. G…
Embarrassingly, I’ve used this post text already. 😛
I completely agree with this.